It has been quite a while since I put anything in here and the guilt is getting to me. I have been pulling a Shiavo, in a sense looking well brain dead to the world. Well my droogies I was just off enjoying a little bit of the ultra-violence and the old in-out. Once again thank you CNN for showing me on the viddy how many of my fellow droogies have spilled their red-red kroovy for the great and sovereign nation of Iraq!
Also what gives with the obsession over the royal family? I thought that we kicked those assholes out of our country over two centuries ago! Hey everyone look some stupid figure heads. Who cares who is marrying who? Get over it. We have our own figure heads to look at. Some with real wooden heads, like say, our president. I sure hope I don't have a knock on my door in the morning. Heck why would they have to go through all of that? They could just walk in and roust me out of my house. Is there an upside? I hear Cuba is beautiful this time of year. I am also very fond of cigars, so could be fun.
Now for something completely different. I have just eclipsed the third decade on planet Earth! Holy shit I just got hit by the thirty truck. Guess what? I don't notice a difference. That is right beyond a few hangovers, no difference!? Although I have quit smoking, and it sucks! It was like the passing of a dear old friend, well actually more like the passing of a favorite hooker. I can always go buy more. I would like to thank my friends, and you bastards know who you are, for hanging out with me in Chicago. It was a blast, I think?
I also bought back a piece of my childhood. I now own a not so bright and shiny Zaxxon arcade machine. It was the purchase of a lifetime for me. That was one of my favorites growing up. I want to restore it and possibly add some more games someday. If you don't understand, then guess what? It's not for you. Hope you can deal with it. I know in today’s world of super self importance you might have to deal with someone not giving a shit what you think. It does happen, and it will continue to happen so you might as well learn to deal with it.
Oh I almost forgot to rant. What is becoming of me? Alzheimer’s, I am sure of it. To all of the right to life idiots out there. No one cares, least of all me. Then again you probably don't care what I have to say either. Thank our founding fathers and technology though. You are going to have to hear me anyway. Now you won't see me selling out my kid, who can't make up their own mind yet on national television. What a bunch of bullshit was the whole Shaivo thing really! Look I am getting my kid arrested because I am too chicken shit to do it myself. Great now my kid has a record and for what a vegetable. That is great parenting! Just point me in the direction of a feeding tube. They'll think I am a member of the freaking' Yankees they would be flying out so fast. Also don't pull that whole connection between Martyrdom and Shaivo. She was where she was because she was bulimic. Oh the irony! You can't write stories any better than that. Life is stranger than fiction O my brothers.
Well, I feel better. There I rubbed one out on the net. These pipes are cleeaaannn! And as always remember:
War is Peace. Freedom is Slavery. Ignorance is Strength.
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