Quattro a.k.a. Give me back my bullets.

This is the forth installment. I saw a poll on my favorite channel tonight, CNN. "Should judges be allowed to carry guns?" Interesting how everyone needs guns now. First it was pilots, now judges. I say the heck with it let everyone carry guns. That is a smart idea, don't you think? We would eliminate the need for judges all together, we as citizens could just hand out or own brand of justice. I so want to say in my best Sylvester Stallone voice "I am the law!". Picture it legions of citizen Judge Dredds. We could put it in front of congress as the Bronson Bill. Named after Charles Bronson, one of the biggest ass kickers in film history. (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000314/) Just look at the names of his movies. This man was all about shot first ask questions later. As a society we should be following this mans example. We could eliminate the need for a police force too. Who is possibly going to steal something once the Bronson Bill is passed? When they see the swift retribution that awaits them from the end of the victims barrel.

The effects of this bill have so many upsides. In a slightly slumping economy this would create lots of jobs and income. You could tax the guns and permits. Plus what a boost for the gun industry! Also think of the business that would be going to our doctors and hospitals. All of auto body shops would get really good at welding and filling bullet holes on everyone’s cars. Road rage would be replaced by "Citizen Highway Patrol," or that’s what we could call it. See someone run a red light just blast his tires out. A stupid person at four way stop that can't figure out when to go. Put a .50 cal through their engine block, and inform them that their driving privileges have been revoked. At least till they install a new motor in their car. Once again boosting the economy!

We wouldn't need to field an Army anymore. We could hold a lottery, and everyone whose number comes up gets to go to their theatre of operation of choice. It would be great, think of it. How many times have you wanted to go shoot something up, now it would be your patriotic duty. This would cut way back on the whole Monday morning quarterback syndrome. Some redneck sitting in a bar drinking his beer. We have all seen him. There he sits saying "If I was over there this war would be over by now!" Well, from now on you could look at him and say "prove it." We could all look up in quiet admiration to Charlton Heston. Our fearless leader and prophet as it were. You had it right Chuck. That’s two Chucks in one entry, is that too many? Well, it's just a thought.

Remember: Guns don't kill people, citizens with guns kill people.